Far, far away in the midst of a pine forest, there lived…
Far, far away in the middle of the pine forest, lived gnomes. They lived in a small town where no one knew about them. They worked in the fields doing woodwork. All of them were small and happy gnomes with different personalities. But one of them was different from the others. He was not happy, he was always sad. He was the biggest gnome in town. He was one meter high and the others were half a meter high. No one wanted either to work or to play with him.
But, one of them said:
Yes, it´s a very interesting trip, but it´s a long and very dangerous one. As the trip is long, we´ll need a lot of food and water. So we´ll need a very large boat. Another person says: But we don´t have any boat.
The first answers: we can build a boat. We can go to the sea and see how we can build it. We´re good carpenters and make anything with wood. Then a commission was chosen among the most expert carpenters and builders. The commission spent ten days in the seaport observing many ships and taking notes.
When the commission returned, the whole gnomo community said: “let’s get down to work”. The whole gnomo community started working perfectly and quickly. They started to build in early winter and by mid-spring the boat was finished.
Finally our friends arrived the gnomes to Panama. They can make to film about the adventures Henry Morgan pirate in this country.
They let´s get down to work and the film was played by Gnome Arnold Schwarzenegger, the main character was Gnome Jack Sparrow, the plot was by Gnome Bruce Willis and the soundtrack by Gnomes The Beatles. Even the film make in langue Spanish with the subtitles in English and this film not scary. That is the way everybody likes it.
They walked in old Panama. There were they remain the remains that were described before. All started when Henry Morgan arrived for the river Chagret Instead of doing it by the sea, this motive caused a big surprise the Spanish people and Panameños people. Since the Fort San Lorenzo they have the cannons pointing to the ocean and haven´t pointing to the river Chagret. This surprise factor was very important and decisive in the attack. Seeing the monumental debacle they could have against this pirate, they all went out to the street to fight it, they were put all possible obstacles in order to stop their advance, but in the end the Spanish governor gave the order to destroy the whole city before that the pirate will plunder.
The pirate Henry Morgan was interested in steal everything the booty. He had calculated that the booty he could get would be about 3000 mules loaded with gold and silver, but only managed to gather 175 mules.
During filming the gnomes they visited the Fort de San Lorenzo, where there started everything, They also visited Tower of the Cathedral, which has a height of 30 meters and allows the visitor to appreciate a panoramic view of the colonial city and the modern city, from there the gnomes saw the Trump tower with its 70 heights, is a tower of spectacular beauty that shines with its own light.
They did not hesitate in the plot to take some scenes of the most affluent houses near the Cathedral. Nor of the house of the Genoveses where the slaves were marketed, the House of the Bishop, the Convent of the nuns of the order of the Immaculate Conception which also had its own cistern, the Convent of the Jesuits and the Augustinians Recoletos could not be missing in the film.
Despite the hardness of the film was not filmed like a drama, but as a documentary, as this is the recent History of Panama, you can also enjoy many adventures in this film. Here wasn´t gansters neither detectives, alone some bandits that they wanted to take the law on their own at the expense of others But everything did not go well with this pirate. This was his last theft…
When finished the film our gnomes wased very happy and proud of it. So they thought in the compete to the Oscar de Hollywood. They are interested in win an Oscar.
Sure that if you see the movie love with!!!!
Of course!!!! They won an Oscar to the best adventure film and the best movie director. The gnomes were invited to many TV programmes and to the radio. They started a world tour, they visited Paris, London, Madrid….To sum up they were world famous…
Fortunately, she recovered soon and left hospital very happy….so, the gnomes took a break and they went to Monaco.
Here, in Monaco there will be more adventures.
After leaving the suitecases in the hotel, they decided to go for dinner to forget the bad memories, they went to an Irish pub, called Open Until Dawn. The pub was nice.
There were many types of beer, also a big stage. Suddenly the lights went off. There was total silence, everybody was quiet.
Now a strong guitar solo was heard from the stage, the lights turned on again, he was Jimmy Hendrix!” It’s not possible! He died a long time ago!”, said one of the gnomes.
All the public took their pistols and shot to the roof shouting Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy! They became demons. It’s like being at the gates of hell, a nightmare! And then…
“However someone said it, “BEER”, the forbbiden Word!! Suddenly everywhere shuddered and in a cloud of dust, everything desappeared.
The oldest gnome was found in his old mushroom, he wrote unknown words that floated in the air: infographic, downloading, software, bandwidth… He looked at them, but didn’t remember what had happened.
When he read ‘virtual’ he understood that he was in another reality.”
Finally, he woke up, our gnome had been 24 hours with delusions and hallucinations.
Totally recovered and in good shape, he went to find his friends to see which film would win the Oscars that they were going to miss.
The decision would be taken in the Commission, and after voting, the majority decided unanimously to travel to the great wall in China.
Now they would decide who would do the script, who would be the producer, the main character, the actors, the soundtrack and would begin to shoot the film.
Is this maybe the begin the time of Qin Shi Huang Di?…
To be continued…